Funny birthday wishes

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

Is it getting hotter in here or is it just all the candles on your cake?

A few years ago you were young and smart, but know you are becoming an old fart... Happy birthday!

I was searching for the perfect way for wishing you a happy birthday, that I totally lost track of time... So now I need to wish you a happy belated birthday, don't say that I didn't try...

Happy birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Amazing that you were once a helpless little child, but now you a giant helpless person! Have fun blowing out all the candles on your cake!

Unexpected showers? Braking clouds? Lightning from nowhere? Don't be afraid, this is God's way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday!

You don't look like your age you know, I don't have many lies to show, Please give me what I have asked you for this! Hahaha..Wish you a very happy birthday, Have a super day!

I have a joke for your birthday: It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

I always knew you are athletic… But on this special day don’t surf the Web!

I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true”, but I am afraid that if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.

In the hallway? In the bathroom? On the kitchen table? In front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.

OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy and Dull. Congratulations for turning one year OLDer.

I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Guess who is getting a cheap gift this year? Happy birthday mate.

Friends may come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever. Happy birthday.

On your birthday today let’s pray together and hope that a genius scientist invents a machine that reverses ageing. Happy birthday.

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