funny birthday quotes

funny birthday quotes

Birthday wishes comes in numerous forms and funny birthday quotes is only one of them. There are also options like birthday poems, inspiring/philosophic birthday quotations and so on. But if you think about it, they all have the same purpose: to put a smile on the face of the person that is dear to you, thus making their special day a little more special. Telling the person you really appreciate havıng hım ın your lıfe, naming all the great thing you wish would happen to him – it all serves the same purpose. But what is the most straightforward way to get that desired result? Of course, it is to write (or say) something funny: something that would really make the birthday girl/boy laugh, or at least giggle.
Of course, we are not all born to be stand-up comedians and it can be especially difficult to come up with a good joke when you feel the pressure to do it. But that’s what funny birthday quotes are for! If you can’t come up with anything yourself, you can always rely on the wit and wisdom of others. Here on this website you will find plenty of such witty, and at the same time – wise, birthday greetings. I hope one of them will really help you bring a smile on your friend’s face!

A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – By R. C. Ferguson

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – By Tom Wilson

I was gonna make you a rum cake but now it’s just a cake and I’m drunk.

Halloween = Candy Thanksgiving = Food Christmas = Gifts New Year = Drinks Valentines = Sex Birthday = All Of The Above

Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.

People say that the good die young, so I guess that’s make you an old bad ass!

Don't forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served. Happy birthday.

When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

A well-adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

With every passing year, they become more experienced of life. It can really create a difference in your style while matching with their personality.

Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you, Buddy!

May all the day of the year, you continue smiling like today. May everyday brings positive energy and good news.

”The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate” – Oprah Winfrey

“We are always the same age inside” - Gertrude Stein

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