Funny birthday messages

funny birthday messages

Thanks for using this webpage to find some really funny birthday messages! I often ask myself: what ıs the best way to congratulate a person on thıs special occasion? What is the right thing to say? And after doing quite some thinking, I must admit that there is no one answer. In the end, it all depends on the personal qualities of the boy/girl, man or woman who is turning older. Some people can be really touched by a few sentimental lines, the others can be thrilled hearing some philosophical ideas. I also have quite a few friends who prefer people keeping it simple and think that a few words, like “congratulations, I wish you all the best” constitute a perfect birthday message.
But I think the most universally applicable way to congratulate a person with a birthday is to write something funny; something that would really make him laugh or at least put a wide, honest smile on his face. I know that for most people formulating shot and funny birthday messages is not easy. Luckily, I am quite good at this, so I decided to share my “talent” with you. Below in this window you will find some of the wittiest birthday messages I have managed to come up with. Enjoy reading them!

Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.

In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? The fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement, to remember where the car keys were last! All the best!

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

So many candles... so little cake.

Wishing you many more candles and a cake big enough to fit them all on.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

When I die, I want it to be on my 100th birthday, in my beach house on Maui and I want my husband to be so upset that he has to drop out of college.

Let’s celebrate your Birthday by blowing candles and eating lots of cake while you still have your own teeth. Wishing you a Happy Birthday!

With every passing year, they become more experienced of life. It can really create a difference in your style while matching with their personality.

As you get older, three things happen: The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Happy birthday my best friend! I will always be there for you, unless we would jump out of a plane with just one parachute. Then I will miss you!

Your birthday is too important to be taken seriously, so let us celebrate it like crazy! Happy birthday!

I would like to blink but I can't take my eyes off of you for even a second. Happy Birthday!

You shine like the sun to me. Your eyes twinkle like the stars. You pull me closer like the moon controls the ocean tides. Happy Birthday.

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My wish for your birthday is that all your wishes come true. Hope that makes sense still. Happy birthday!

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Happy Birthday, old pal!

If you want that we don't ask you your real age today, just keep the chocolate and champagne coming for the rest of the week and we'll keep mum. Happy Birthday.

Adding a candle on your cake today means your doctor will probably be adding another pill to your daily regimen of medicine. Here's to lots of candles.

If you have a birthday in the middle of the woods and no one is there to celebrate with you, then did you actually get older that day? Happy birthday and have fun on your camping trip to the middle of nowhere.

There's nothing funny about having a birthday and getting old when you ARE old. That's why I am going to keep your birthday wishes totally serious. Be careful when you use these funny birthday card wishes because not everyone will have a great sense of humor about their age. These messages are fairly safe because they don't directly make fun of anyone.

You are the most cherished surprise in my life, You came like an angel and treated me like a friend, You blessed me with your beautiful presence, I wish that this friendship we share never ends.

You are my guide, Correcting my mistakes, Teaching me values, And a lot of good care.

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